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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Winston Churchill IMPORTANT: If you're here because it hurts that schoolwork is taking up all your free time, leaving you with no energy for anything meaningful to you, this is for you. If you're here because it hurts to think, then please go and do your homework - you deserve every last hour of it. How to cheat on testsDISCLAIMER: Anyone using these tips does so AT THEIR OWN RISK. What that means is, don't blame me if you get caught. Also, some teachers might be aware of these tips, and may even be on the lookout for cheaters (duh). Keep in mind that a teacher could access this page just as easily as you can... Anything that involves writing on yourself or anything you're wearing is generally more risky, so watch out. Many people have been caught writing on their arms, so I would advise you not to do that. Contents!Hiding NotesTips for hiding notes (on yourself, your clothes, your stuff, or places nobody has ever dared to go).
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Advanced hiding tips
Other cheating methods
General cheating tips
· · · Advanced hiding tipsThe Code:
Use with any of these other tips. Basically, you write your notes in a "code"
that only you can understand. Of course this means you need to KNOW your code well enough
so that you don't spend a long time figuring out what you wrote :) The best part about it
is even if the teacher catches you cheating, they'll have no proof since nobody will be
able to read your notes.
The Decorative Code:
This is used best when written in code, and if you really need a LOT of notes with you.
Write all your notes, in code, with permanent pen or paint, all over something you can take
with you to class. Try to write in patterns in some kind of
creative way, so if a teacher asks you what it is you can say it's just meaningless
decoration or something. You can remove ink with alcohol to re-use it (if it's plastic) for the next
test. Just try to get the patterns the same again, or your constantly-changing
'decorations' could get teachers suspicious :) Ideas for decoratable objects include pencil cases, t-shirts, binders, suitcases/bags, hats... tell me if you think of others :) A pencil case saved my ass in a big nasty exam (in college actually) once. It still has its 'decorations' today.
Weird Fonts:
Submitted by beegeFor multiple choice tests (if you can get the answers early), type and print out the answers in some weird symbol font like Webdings. Put a "key" on the top of the page - "a, b, c, d" in webdings font so that you can remember which is which. 1337:
Submitted by 1337 h4x0rwrite down all your notes in 1337! example: A=4 G=6 o=0 B=8 i=! S=5 E=3 L=1 T=7 Notes in leet are hard to understand. N0735 !n 1337 4r3 h4rd 70 Und3r574nd · · · Other cheating methodsDrop your pen on the ground, and when you go pick it up, "accidentally" look at someone else's paper and get an answer from them. Look around the room (if you're writing the test in the room you normally have the subject in). Posters on the walls, books, things like that might give you clues. When you don't know the answer to a question (for like English or Humanities tests) - BE AS VAUGE AS POSSIBLE. This way the teacher can't count it wrong and you can explain your answer later when you know what it is. -(Liz) · · · Cheating Tips:
General strategy, submitted by e.t. Make sure nobody is looking when you cheat. Including the person next to you, UNLESS you know that they cheat too or have nothing against it. Watch your teacher! When the teacher is turned away or occupied, do the cheat or whisper to a friend for help. Do the cheat quickly without interruptions. Don't look puzzled or confused, or the teacher might get suspicious. Don't tell anyone that you cheat, except maybe really close friends. Use notes you made yourself rather than other people's. The reason is that if you make them yourself, you'll know better where you wrote what, so you'll be able to cheat quicker instead of searching for stuff. When you want to help a friend out whos sitting next to you, pretend to drop your pencil and when you lean over to get it, 'accidentally' push your paper to the end of your desk so your friend can see it without straining obviously. -(Liz) If it's a big test and you need lots of notes, use more than one of these tips at the same time and spread out your notes that way. The "advanced" code tips tend to work well. · · · Good Luck, be careful. If you've got a good strategy idea you want to add, contact me.
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